{"product_id":"gs-absent-minded-tee","title":"GS Absent-Minded  Tee","description":"This tee is for the person who moves through the world with a sideways grin and a slightly distracted gait. The ‘Zombie Absent Minded’ design reads like an inside joke — faded morning coffee, keys somewhere, and a brain still hitting snooze. It sits comfortably in the middle of casual days and late-night meetups, an easy layer when you need low-key humor that doesn’t shout. Wear it to comic nights, theme parties, or while rewatching cult horror comedies; it settles into your routine without fuss and sparks smiles from those who get the reference. The fit keeps things simple and familiar, the fabric has enough weight to feel substantial, and the collar and seams hold their shape through wash after wash. In short: it’s the everyday tee that quietly announces your love of offbeat, slightly spooky humor.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% cotton on solid colors; select heathers include polyester blends\u003cbr\u003e- Medium-weight (6.0 oz\/yd²) fabric for structure and comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Classic fit with ribbed collar that retains shape\u003cbr\u003e- Reinforced seams with twill neck\/shoulder tape and double-needle hems\u003cbr\u003e- Tear-away label and DTF inner neck print for comfort\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Cream \/ S","offer_id":48495467167963,"sku":"16939325619682337548","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cream \/ M","offer_id":48495467200731,"sku":"50255235010946756562","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cream \/ L","offer_id":48495467233499,"sku":"25893803494109986554","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cream \/ XL","offer_id":48495467266267,"sku":"35633762362694874657","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cream \/ 2XL","offer_id":48495467299035,"sku":"24647464766788196273","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0815\/3346\/8891\/files\/9179364624158814535_2048.jpg?v=1774323159","url":"https:\/\/goodstanceco.com\/products\/gs-absent-minded-tee","provider":"Good Stance Collective","version":"1.0","type":"link"}